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HOLY SHIT. i totally just had two GINORMOUS paragraphs written and then i hit the button that closes the window like the dumbass that i am and lost it all.

before i get into any story, let’s talk about how fucking amazing justin timberlake is. that man has single handedly brought sexyback. how can you not love that song?!? it’s so good it scares me.

in other news … the other day i was going to mcdonalds for lunch. as i proceeded through the revolving door i pass this large man with a mcdonalds bag in one hand and a soda in the others. for a split second i see my future self. and then i proceed to the elevator to take me to the seventh floor food court heaven in the sky.

yeah, i know i really need to stop with the horrible eating habit. i went to the doctor last week and weighed in at 167. minus the complimentary 6-7 pound clothing/show allowance that puts me around 160. i look MUCH heavier than that. in my dreams i look much more fit than i do. when i was at the driver’s license office a couple of weeks ago and the man asked me how much i weighed, i lied with way too much ease. the number 150 just slipped out of my mouth way too easily.

okay i don’t feel like writing anymore [fat fingers make me tired].

more later. the end.

p.s. i enjoy vanilla mint listerine in a way that’s very unnatural. wait, that sounds wrong. i’m not a pervert, i just like the stuff a lot. i wonder if i could get paid for product endorsements. i’m in the market for a secondary source of income.