ramblings of the coolest person you will ever know. kind of. sort of. not really.

the time that i experienced many types of cold

walking from the train this evening i experienced a few different types of cold:

  1. not too cold. i can handle this.
  2. okay it’s a bit cold. it’s only five blocks home. i can do this.
  3. my face is starting to feel numb but i will survive.
  4. my feet have become numb so they skipped the whole painful cold part.
  5. the damn sniffles won’t stop.
  6. my ears are freezing up. i think they might be rock solid.
  7. it’s official. i’m frozen.

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