ryan is awkward #1 – singing stripper girl on the train

so i’m on the red line going home from work this evening around 7pm. when i got on the train there were these obnoxious girls, who were either pre-teens or early-teens, making lots of noise at the tiny compartment at the end of the car. well, by the time the train gets past addison these girls have moved closer to the door of the train and one of them ends up singing and dancing with one of the poles in the train. and she’s not dancing dancing, she’s full-on stripper dancing and humping this thing. this whole time while she is doing it i had to put 110% effort into not just start bursting out laughing. i did this not because i wanted to be nice and not make her feel bad but because had she gotten pissed off i’m sure she could have beaten me up. 12 year old girls could probably beat me up. my name is ryan and i am awkward.

[this has been the first test installment of the "ryan is awkward" series ... more to come]